--- 1 ---I need help with a math problem. Or maybe it's a religious problem. Or perhaps it's both. At daily Mass on Monday, the priest started off his homily like this: "I can summarize today's readings in four words- temperance and patience." I spent the next couple of minutes (when I should have been paying attention to what else he said) replaying that sentence in my head and trying to figure out how that adds up to four words!
--- 3 ---The day after I wrote about cell phones ringing in church, several of them rang during our parish's observation of the special hour of adoration. But I was sitting too far away to be able to determine whether the offenders were lungers, concealers, bailers, bumblers or innocent victims. It was a good ceremony nonetheless.
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Have you heard about the new line of Hello Kitty accessories for men? Neither have I. But in a pinch, I had to borrow my daughter's lunchbox yesterday. Nobody at work noticed.
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