--- 1 ---Would you like some orange juice with your soft, silvery metallic alkaline earth metal? My 7-year-old asked if she could have "barium" for breakfast. I'm no chemistry expert (there's too much math involved), but I don't think that's something you're supposed to eat. Then I listened a little more carefully. She actually wanted a cereal that she calls "Berry Yum!"
|Barium: It's (not) what's for breakfast (Courtesy: Wikipedia)|
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|It's a dog eat (hot) dog world|
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July's rant about how an introvert survives a haircut into a recurring series, but unfortunately I have garnered more material. I was trying to mind my own business while getting my hair cut on Monday when the lady said, "Sir, you have beautiful hair. Usually you have to pay for that color, but yours is natural." Ugh!
I don't even remember what question I was asking my iPhone when Siri gave me this amusing response: "I don't see Queen Elizabeth in your contacts."
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