--- 1 ---This is a public service announcement: If you fill your child's leak-proof thermos with soup but forget to put in the o-ring that makes the Thermos leak proof, this is what your back seat will look like after you drive your kid to school:
On the bright side, my car had the lovely smell of chicken broth for the rest of the day.
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--- 6 ---I don't care much for college football rivalries. Of course the big one around here is between the Texas Longhorns and the Texas A&M Aggies. We had to pick a side in order to contribute to an upcoming silent auction at my daughter's school. Her class is supposed to donate an A&M gift basket to the auction. So we bought this lovely overpriced Aggie football.
Quick joke from our priest's homily last Sunday: A deeply-religious woman sat on her front porch every morning and prayed out loud asking God for help since she could barely afford to feed her family. Her neighbor was an atheist and always tried to convince her that God does not exist. One day he decided to prove it, so he bought three bags of groceries and secretly placed them on the woman's porch in the middle of the night. When she found them in the morning, she loudly thanked God for answering her prayers. The man walked up and said, "I told you there is no God. I bought those groceries." So the woman prayed again and said, "And thanks for getting the devil to pay for the groceries!"
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