--- 1 ---Confession is for the birds. I found this misspelling in an online Examination of Conscience while preparing for the sacrament of reconciliation:
So what kind of "fowl" words would be a sin to say? Perhaps cluck you?
Since when does 79 minus 45 not equal 34?
Back to my daughter for a moment, because I can always count on her to say or write something funny if I need another quick take. Check out this brilliant poem she wrote. (I'll transcribe it below since it's a little hard to read.)
There once was a boy who used to [g]naw,And to top it off, here's her quick sketch of the boy and the clock.
On fishes that were completely raw!
He got so sick,
When the clock started to tick,
But he really just broke his left jaw.
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